Am I human? Or am I dancer?
I get data.
I oauth and I scrape. Inconspicuous bots for sale.
I do things with data.
Hand me a dataset and I'll give it back clean, visualized, and mined.
I make things.
I am a quick, multiplatform, and full stack developer.
I'm an intern.
Cheap? Yes. Fancy degree? Not yet.
I am not an artist.
I may as well be colorblind.
I will not fetch coffee.
I do serious work and will not settle.